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My husband texted me today and asked if I would go down to the front desk to pick up his zombie that arrived in the mail. I was like, “zombie? Huh?” I had no idea what he was talking about but I went and grabbed it. The thing was wrapped up in a way that made it look like a frozen turkey so my curiosity was piqued.
I left it on the counter for him to open when he got home from work and he just walked in the door about half an hour ago so it was a long wait to what the hell this thing was.
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